Transcript of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
NOTICE. All persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be Shod by order of the author per GG, Chief of Ordnance. EXPLANATORY In this book a number of dialects are used to wit the Missouri Negro dialect, the extremist form of the Backwoods Southwestern dialect, the ordinary Pike County dialect, and four modified varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion or by guesswork, but painstakingly and with the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech. I make this explanation for the reason that without it many readers would suppose that all these characters were trying to talk alike and not succeeding. Huck's father read by Donald Cummings John read by Willie Fairy Boat Captain read by Rachel Man read by Nima Mrs. Judith Loftus read by Rachel Jim Turner read by Adeldo Pinoles Bill Boggs read by Adrian Strohet Jake Packard read by John Berlinson Watchman read by Larry Wilson Parker read by Joseph Tabler Colonel Grangerford read by Zames Curran Bob Grangerford read by Kay Hand Mrs. Grangerford read by Beth Thomas Buck Grangerford read by Asher Garabi Emmaline Grangerford read by Rachel Jack read by Larry Wilson A Shepardson read by Rachel Another Shepardson read by David Purdy The King read by Zames Curran Duke of Bridgewater read by Edward Kirkby A Spectator read by Larry Wilson Second Spectator read by Joseph Tabler Third Spectator read by Kay Hand Hank read by Kay Hand Colonel Chabon read by Suman Barwa Boggs' Daughter read by Twinkle Townsperson read by Abhayi Abner Shackleford read by David Purdy Dr. Robinson read by Larry Wilson Mary Jane Wilkes read by Kay Hand Joanna Wilkes read by Rachel Susan Wilkes read by Twinkle Undertaker read by Joseph Tabler Another Townsperson read by Joseph Tabler Harvey Wilkes read by John Berlinson Hines read by Adel de Piñoles Levy Bell read by Suman Barwa Ab Turner read by Douglas Taylor Lies read by Twinkle Aunt Sally read by Christine Gee Uncle Silas read by Evan Zeiger Thomas Cousin read by Super Coconut Nat read by Larry Wilson Slave Gull read by Super Coconut Mrs. Hotchkiss read by Kimberly Sassen Mrs. Demerle read by Beth Thomas Mrs. Ridgeway read by Rachel Aunt Polly read by Mary J End of cast credit, notice, and explanatory. Chapter 1 Civilizing Huck Miss Watson Tom Sawyer waits You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain and he told the truth mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another. Without it was Aunt Polly, or The Widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly,